Done being the sad girlI'm done dating rockstarsFrom now on only actorsTall boys in the RaptorsI'll become an assholeDisguised as a bad girlIn my button-up shirtA natural disasterHeyYou could be my baby, baby, babyYou could be my baby boy, dear ladyYou could be my baby, baby, maybeOh ohI'm sorry in advanceI'm only gonna treat you badI'm probably gonna let you downI'm probably gonna sleep aroundSo sorry in advanceBefore you take off your pantsI wouldn't let me near your friendsI wouldn't let me near your dadBut don't blame me, blame BrettBlame my ex, blame my ex, blame my exDon't blame me, blame BrettBlame my ex, blame my ex, blame my exThat's why I won't get vulnerableDon't you dare get comfortableHeartbreak is impossibleFeelings doing somersaultsI'm not ready for therapyTo take accountabilityRight now it's about meMe and only 'bout meHeyYou could be my baby, baby, babyYou could be my baby boy, dear ladyYou could be my baby, baby, maybeOh ohI'm sorry in advanceI'm only gonna treat you badI'm probably gonna let you downI'm probably gonna sleep aroundSo sorry in advanceBefore you take off your pantsI wouldn't let me near your friendsI wouldn't let me near your dadBut don't blame me, blame BrettBlame my ex, blame my ex, blame my exDon't blame me, blame BrettBlame my ex, blame my ex, blame my exI'm only in it for the sexThat's why I'm never gonna love againI'm only in it for the sexBlame my ex, blame my ex, blame my exDon't blame me, blame BrettBlame my ex, blame my ex, blame my exDon't blame me, blame BrettBlame my ex, blame my ex, blame my ex
